the lakers opened a can of whoop ass on the suns these last 2 games. now, if only they can play like that the rest of the playoffs. whenever i watch laker games, i always notice the same things and wonder these same things:
there is this one asian ajooma who sits courtside with a white lady every. single. game! they're on the side jack sits. hmmm...what do they do? they're always there.
the coaches in their snazzy what appears to be zegna or armani suits hug their players after the game. uh...do they dry clean these suits after every game? what a waste! they just sit there for 3 hours at most and have to dry clean after one game? i always think when they hug "uugh - the sweat!"
i know there are reporters in the lockers after the games...what about the female reporters?
how come the staples center is so dark compared to other arenas? other arenas, you can actually see the fans. ap thinks it's a "hollywood" thing. i think it's just another reason they call laker fans boring and unenthusiastic. we can't see them!
if i saved $5 each day for a year, i could probably afford a playoff courtside seat. or maybe not. and i wouldn't want to go alone so it'll be $10/day. ugh. nevermind.
where's khloe sitting?
honestly, what i enjoy more than the game itself or checking out the fans is watching tnt's inside the nba. more specifically charles barkley. he is undoubtedly the funniest man on television, unless russell peters is on comedy central or hbo. after watching last night's inside the nba edition, i youtube'd all charles barkely clips. i'm just about borderline obsessed. haha. did you know he's blacker than snoop dogg?
can you tell - i pay more attention to things that have nothing to do with the game itself?
on a very depressing note...i tried on the bridesmaid dress again last night (I've been trying it on every 3 weeks or so just to make sure), and uh oh....i almost peeled off the skin on my thumb trying to zip that sucker up! and did i mention, the wedding's next weekend?
it zipped up - i just can't breathe. i'm just praying there is no wardrobe malfunction next week! i was about to text the bride to tell her about my dress ordeal but stopped dead in my track because i didn't want to freak her out. what bride wants to know 1 week before the wedding that one of her bridesmaids will need an oxygen mask the entire day of her wedding? yea, i think i'll just stick with starving myself 36 hours before the wedding.



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